In a galaxy far, far away...from any sort of decent taco barn, exist a myriad of alien races, and, for some reason, humans. Some shoot laser guns, other wield laser swords, some have psychokinetic powers of some sort, but just about 95% of the population is inexplicably tied up in some sort of criminal industry. The other 5% are politicians, so that's about 100% criminals there.
Bhurar Ro'q and his subordinate plaything, Jhi'lal, are just two of said criminals, striving to make a name for themselves in the pro-humanist expansions of the Nazi-tacular Empire, say, roughly around about Episode V. Smuggling is their racket, although their personal greed is conflicted with how willing rebellion groups are to shell out top credit to give the